Hey babe, you’re killin me with those socks.
Hey babe, those remind me of a pair of my pants….
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I will not date a man with a smaller pant size than me.
Call me what you will. I have 5 feet 9 inches of woman that is attracted to a man that can pick me up, and who’s pants I can fit into. Hahahah. Tis true. Plus, it’s advice my mother gave me when I started dating. Momma Keegan knows.
Hey babe, have you seen my rings? I can’t find them anywhere…
Hey Babe, can we get one just like this?
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Hey babe, those are definitely my leggings.
Hey babe, can i borrow your jacket? And your vespa?
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Hey babe, those jeans would look really good with my new heels…..
Hey babe, I hope you’re not stretching out my socks.
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